Day 15

It has come to my attention that there is a growing band of people rallying against me. People who have deemed the use of the my blue boxers in every photo as 'disgusting' and 'unclean'. You no who you are and now you are insisting that I change them. To you I ask this one simple question: "Why?"

The pope wears the same white clothes every day. How often does some one say to him, "Hmm I think your white clothes are a bit dull, how about this nice Hawaiian shirt today?"

Let's look at the Darlai Lama. Every time you've ever seen him what is he wearing? Oh! That's right. A red robe with that little yellow thing around his neck. No one is pushing at him to wear a green robe, or a blue robe, or a friggen hot pink robe!

What about Abraham Lincoln? Can you imagine him with out that beard? He would just be a face. I'm not American, or know nothing about American History but I think that beard helped. In fact I think that beard is what made his presidency... That and his hat. Now imagine if he had shaved it because some one said "Yeah... look... The beard isn't working... Maybe just keep a little bit of fluff under your bottom lip."
I warn you to never enter the White House, because he is there, and he will be pissed if you have thought that.

Bah! You should be ashamed, suggesting I change my blue boxers just because you don't like the colour, the pattern or the fact that by now the skid mark to cotton ratio has shifted somewhat and now favors the former. Just for you 'blue boxer haters' out there, you inhuman monsters full of hate and prejudice towards my underwear I'm going to wear them twice as hard as I was before.

You'll be sorry you ever judged my blue boxers. Stand up my brothers and sisters who have worn underwear more then one day in a row. Be proud of your underwear. Together let's end this oppression. With one voice lets shout "Forwards, Backwards, Inside Out!"

Ungrateful people. You should all consider yourselves lucky I'm even wearing underwear in this photos... Or unlucky depending on your point of view.